*thanks Teri

He thinks you gotta "perty mouth"

It's like that fairy tale.. but different

"Oh, grandfather, what big ears you have"
"All the better to wrap around my face & hold my starbucks cup with with."

BWAAHahahah AHhahahAHa!

I bet he made his parents proud...

that's hot.

I love what you've done with your face..
no really..
it looks awesome!

MY NEW
SEXY CALENDAR!

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

another handsome man

Trump's Dog

Trading Spaces
Spoof

watch it here

when thongs go wrong

*thanks Teri

Maybe you and I could grab a McRib for lunch..
What do you say?

Why??

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World's Stupidest Tattoos

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