Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Monday, February 26, 2007

Someone out there actually owns a copy of this...
Is it you?

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America,
Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be
referred to as "HILLBILLIES"......

You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.


And furthermore:
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."

2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."

3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF
THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."

4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."

5. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."

6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."

2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."

3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."

4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."

5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."

6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE

Monday, February 19, 2007

Friday, February 16, 2007

some people are made for each other

Thursday, February 15, 2007

I have no words for this.

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Monday, February 12, 2007

Friday, February 09, 2007

and...
he's single ladies!

Thursday, February 08, 2007

what is this?

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

If anyone could use s a Quarter Pounder with Cheese...
it's this chic!

Monday, February 05, 2007

Friday, February 02, 2007

Ba da ba ba ba He's Luggin' it

Thursday, February 01, 2007