Drew Peterson`s Celebrity Look-A-Like

He's a pinball wizard
There's got to be a twist
A pinball wizard
He's got such a supple wrist

Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Model
circa 1984

white trash holiday dining

by norman rockwell

RUNNNNN!!!
Brimley's gonna get you with
The Diabeetus!!!!!

Why the hell bother?!?!
pffffft...

This post is brought to you my
Mr. Cooper Green

"How To Spot A Millionaire"

*thanks Cooper

Who`s Ready For Xmas?

1/2 human
1/2 plastic

Drugs are bad.. Mmmkay

this made me laugh

*thanks alex

Introducing the

"Burt Reynolds Crab Doll"

the perfect Christmas gift
for that friend who is hard to buy for

great album..
got it on my ipod

it ROCKS

You have the right to look like an asshole.
Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
But you can't talk because you have handcuffs in your mouth...
You have the right to have an attorney present during questioning.
If you cannot afford an attorney, it's because you're a shit bum.

Caption Contest, Anyone?

WINNER - Mr. SANS

"Are you man enough to de-flower me?"

Fashion Statement

Anybody got a magnet?

Thunder, thunder, thunder,
Thundercats! Thundercats! .

McBURNT