Robert Matuszak, a former Green Beret staff sergeant, has filed suit against the US goverment to recover benefits for injuries suffered in Army experiments involving the effects of nuclear fallout. Said Sgt. Matuszak, "I used to be a pretty handsome guy. Now I got boobs and shit". Government attorneys could not be reached for comment, having all been fired.
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Robert Matuszak, a former Green Beret staff sergeant, has filed suit against the US goverment to recover benefits for injuries suffered in Army experiments involving the effects of nuclear fallout. Said Sgt. Matuszak, "I used to be a pretty handsome guy. Now I got boobs and shit". Government attorneys could not be reached for comment, having all been fired.
This is the wife of chilled beer.
No wonder he's pissed.
Dave, your comment made me laugh uncontrollably. Thanks.
She should consider grooming her eyebrows.
You're welcome. I like Sans comment myself. If that is the wife of chilled beer, I can see how that would put him off his curry.
In an effort to compete against Barney, The Wiggles announced that Bubba would be joining them on their latest American tour.
I don't know. When you've done hard time like I have, you'll take just about anything, really...
May I suggest you remove the picture of my niece immediately before we undertake further steps.
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