Because they're fucking stupid.
That's why.

Why isn't there more pudding in those Jello pudding cups?

PONDER: To reflect or consider with thoroughness and care.

In Today's News:
Al Gore gets to third base.

"On the great space coaster...GET ON BOARD... on the great space coaster - we'll explore! on the ride of fantasy to a place where dreams fly fast and freeeeeee...."

"...You better shuddup or I swearda God I'm munna tell my mom on you..."

"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa - nobody likes me... "

...popcorn shkrimp...cajun shkrimp...coconut shkrimp...pineapple shkrimp...