Saturday, September 30, 2006

Friday, September 29, 2006

Thursday, September 28, 2006

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Feasible Culture Lesson:

Tikrit is a very cold place in the desert
where they eat sour berries.

please do not attempt to make this face or you'll stay like that.

Monday, September 25, 2006

This is a nice pic...

Friday, September 22, 2006

What the hell is it?

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Monday, September 18, 2006

Husband: Oh, come on.
Wife: Leave me alone!
Husband: It won't take long.
Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.
Husband: I can't sleep without it.
Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?
Husband: Because I'm Hot.
Wife: You get hot at the darnedest times.
Husband: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.
Wife: If you love me you'd be more considerate.
Husband: You don't love me anymore.
Wife: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.
Husband: Please...come on Wife: Alright, I'll do it.
Husband: What's the matter? Need a flashlight?
Wife: I can't find it.
Husband: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!
Wife: There! Are you satisfied?
Husband: Oh, yes.
Wife: Is it up far enough?
Husband: Oh, that's good.
Wife: Now go to bed and from now on when you want
the window open, do it yourself.

Sunday, September 17, 2006

Five Signs You Live In The Hood...

Thursday, September 14, 2006

The Real Peter Griffin

the real Peter Griffin...

"I am CORNHOLIO! I need T.P. for my Bunghole"

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

"No, don't change a's totally cool, you look WICKED hot...the girls are going to love it... especially the stark contrast of the pentagram with the cross underneath...that'll totally confuse 'em... you, my friend, are 'Edgy."

Maybe the baby is deformed...
Maybe it's got a birthmark like Katie...
OOOhh maybe she has postpardum depression
and killed the baby that's why we couldn't see it...
Maybe they sacraficed the baby to L. Ron Hubbard...


They're not your friends are they? GET A LIFE.

Sunday, September 10, 2006

Thursday, September 07, 2006

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

MySpace Layouts

I love this clip...
MySpace Layouts

Name: Lars Shvekensteinsen
Age: 41
Height: 4' 2"
Hobbies: I like to hold weights in the nude outside the fortress; forty pounds in my right hand; four in the other.
finding the love of your life.

I'd marry this poor bastard just to put him on my dental plan. SHEEEEE-IT!


Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Friday, September 01, 2006