Feasible Culture Lesson:


Tikrit is a very cold place in the desert
where they eat sour berries.

please do not attempt to make this face or you'll stay like that.

This is a nice pic...

What the hell is it?
HahahahHAhahahaa

Funny Pictures

Funny Pictures

Husband: Oh, come on.
Wife: Leave me alone!
Husband: It won't take long.
Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.
Husband: I can't sleep without it.
Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?
Husband: Because I'm Hot.
Wife: You get hot at the darnedest times.
Husband: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.
Wife: If you love me you'd be more considerate.
Husband: You don't love me anymore.
Wife: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.
Husband: Please...come on Wife: Alright, I'll do it.
Husband: What's the matter? Need a flashlight?
Wife: I can't find it.
Husband: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!
Wife: There! Are you satisfied?
Husband: Oh, yes.
Wife: Is it up far enough?
Husband: Oh, that's good.
Wife: Now go to bed and from now on when you want
the window open, do it yourself.

Five Signs You Live In The Hood...

the real Peter Griffin...

"I am CORNHOLIO! I need T.P. for my Bunghole"

"No, don't change a thing...it's totally cool, you look WICKED hot...the girls are going to love it... especially the stark contrast of the pentagram with the cross underneath...that'll totally confuse 'em... you, my friend, are 'Edgy."

Maybe the baby is deformed...
Maybe it's got a birthmark like Katie...
OOOhh maybe she has postpardum depression
and killed the baby that's why we couldn't see it...
Maybe they sacraficed the baby to L. Ron Hubbard...


WHO FUCKING CARES?


They're not your friends are they? GET A LIFE.

I love this clip...

duhastmeich@singlesoldier.com




Name: Lars Shvekensteinsen
Age: 41
Height: 4' 2"
Hobbies: I like to hold weights in the nude outside the fortress; forty pounds in my right hand; four in the other.

eharmony:
finding the love of your life.









I'd marry this poor bastard just to put him on my dental plan. SHEEEEE-IT!

Wet
The
Floor.

HAhahHAHhAhaa