Tooties Bong

VOTE NO on the TransFat Ban








Because if being fat was good enough for the first
Americans, then, God damn it, its good enough for me.

Strange scene here.

There's a man throwing money at the groom who looks visibly disturbed by what he's just done... or rather, what he's ABOUT the do on his honeymoon. BLEAH!

Maybe the money's for all the coke and booze he'll need to get him through it.

I don't get it...

Chick Magnet

it's like that song...

Hey, did you happen to see
the most beautiful girl in the world?
And if you did was she crying, cryin?
Hey, if you happen to see the most beautiful girl,
that walked out on me
Tell her I'm sorry, tell her I need my baby
Oh, won't you tell her, that I love her.

Is that a guy?.... What is.... uh...What are they?

happy halloween

I'm Speechless...

Still looks great, too.

Top 10 Ways To Tell The World

You Hate George W. Bush
GO HERE

You look hot..
the swollen lip is a big turn on

When Everyday is a
Bad Hair Day

Happy Halloween, witcha big sexy ass.

caption this...

I love the way you lick your nose ring
like that - it's sexy

Caption this for me - because I'm speechless

HOW WHITE TRASH MOVES...

Oh! The things you find in the Urban Dictionary:


1. ramalamadingdong
used in excitement.

Example:
man1: "Dude, I just found some hot chicks that want to party."
man2: "RAMALAMADINGDONG!"

by Joseph Kool Sep 20, 2003 email it

It's like that song....
You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.

AND THE WINNER IS:












"The Perks of Senior Management"

Can I get a witness?

The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled
"You Can Be the Man of Your House".
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up
to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly,
"From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house
and my word is law! You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight,
and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will
serve me a sumptuous dessert.
After dinner you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will
have the kind of sex that I want. After that, you are going to draw me
my bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and
bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feetand hands.
Then after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replied, "The fuckin' funeral director would be MY guess."

No... Seriously
You look awesome!
Very hot... This is a good look for you

The ladies must love you.

It's just the slime monster game...
They look really excited.