he's too sexy for his shorts
too sexy for his shorts
too sexy for his shorts

A cat rolling a watermelon out of the sea...
it's so beautiful

I feel safe
knowing they are out there
to protect me

sasquatch sighting..

red sox nation

someone should call greenpeace

ginger lurking

Who wants a slice of white trash?

the story of a boy
and his clarinet

hot stuff

*thanks Miss Alex

*thank you Miss Alex!

*Thanks Miss Alex!

I prefer the olive loaf flavor bubble gum

now with even more lead paint from china

YUM!

*thanks Mr. Nobody

because it's fuckin' awesome
that's why

I dunno about you
but I'm turned on...

*thanks Miss Alex

I said FREEZE Bitch!
this is a STICK UP!

cheers!