This is my "I tucked my dick between my cheeks and now I have to shit" look.
"The laxative works NOW!! Aaargghh!!"
"If I tense any tighter, my Innie will be an Outie"
"Is that Dick Small on the juding panel?"
"Can someone pull this wedgie out please."
Oh, is that the new Barbara Streistan fitness video? No one thought she could pull it off, but look at her now."Papa can you hear me??? Papa can you see me?"
Damn, even her nose is buff.
"Sorry, I'm not used to smiling with out 100 lb weights attached to my cheeks."
"These muscles don't scare my kids into cleaning their room, but this look does!"
"Excuse me, I just realized how ridiculous I look"
"One Flex too many,Before and After"
"ARGH!, I just got liquid tan mixed with baby oil in my eyes!"
'Barganden's New Clit Floss' for instant gratification!
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This is my "I tucked my dick between my cheeks and now I have to shit" look.
"The laxative works NOW!! Aaargghh!!"
"If I tense any tighter, my Innie will be an Outie"
"Is that Dick Small on the juding panel?"
"Can someone pull this wedgie out please."
Oh, is that the new Barbara Streistan fitness video? No one thought she could pull it off, but look at her now.
"Papa can you hear me??? Papa can you see me?"
Damn, even her nose is buff.
"Sorry, I'm not used to smiling with out 100 lb weights attached to my cheeks."
"These muscles don't scare my kids into cleaning their room, but this look does!"
"Excuse me, I just realized how ridiculous I look"
"One Flex too many,
Before and After"
"ARGH!, I just got liquid tan mixed with baby oil in my eyes!"
'Barganden's New Clit Floss' for instant gratification!
Post a Comment