The Fee Feasible Prophecies

Sunday, May 04, 2008

Coffeypot said...: The next America's Top Models judges.; May 05, 2008
Anonymous said...: Here is what I think each of those folks were thinking at the time their photos were taken:

1. Tee hee, I'm not wearing any panties!

2. I'm a bad ass, I tattooed my forehead and throat!

3. Tee hee, I'm not wearing any panties!

4. Mmmmm, prison lube... nom nom nom....; May 21, 2008
Micgar said...: Jen-these are all fuckin' scary!
1 Owwww! Do ya think I'm sexy!? Alright! Uhmmmm! I'm feelin' kinda hot right now!

2. I will pierce your head with a red hot screwdriver and suck out the brains! I like doing that! For fun!

3. Yeah-I'm hearin' voices muthafucka! I can hear one right now-no two-they're both telling me to kill you and cut your toes off!

4.I bet I can hypnotize the warden like this, watch! O p e n the c e l l... Nah ain't workin'. Lemme try it again.; June 07, 2008