holy christ!

I'm speechless

poor bastard...

I bet they will make beautiful children...
okay, maybe not

Sarah Jessica Parker's hands
are gonna get you

no.. it looks great
I'm serious
You can't even tell..

One, two, Freddy's coming for you.
Three, four, better lock your door
Five, six, grab your crucifix.
Seven, eight, better stay awake.
Nine, ten, never sleep again.

*thanks Alex

the uni brow just adds to her exotic charm

Tell me the truth...
Does this motorcycle make my ass look big?

This is why you should NEVER, EVER

touch the comforters at hotels..

just sayin'

ain't life just fuckin' grand!

no need to pay $50...

Nothing says sexy hot guy
like moms minivan

it's a healthy glow

mmmm fried dough